DO YOU EVER HAVE THIS HILARIOUS THING HAPPEN TO YOU AND THEN YOU TRY TO TELL IT TO OTHER PEOPLE ANd you realize partway through that there’s no way you can tell it that fully illustrates its hilarity and you kind of mumble the rest of the story under the gaze of their dead, mirthless eyes
look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything
895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army.